shit spark

A child who is poorly disciplined, or greatly disliked by someone. Created by the Sunnyvale Trailerpark Supervisor Jim Lahey on The Trailer Park Boys. Other created words include shit hawk and shit leopard.

"Ricky was a shit spark, that turned into a shit bonfire"
-Jim Lahey

by Tom the kid July 16, 2006

shit-hound

Term of endearment for a favorite dog, generally one that has no obvious redeeming qualities ie: hunting, guard dog, etc.

Don't bother rinsing the dishes, just let the shit-hound lick them off.

by Darryl Stone December 27, 2007

shit box

a brash description of one's asshole.

"damn honey, u really smashed my shit box this morning."

by VinDeisel May 8, 2009

Shit Whistle

Any type of low-quality, whistle tipped cigars; most notably of the Black and Mild variety. Often smoked by frat boys and teenagers in an attempt to look classy.

Person A: Dude, I'm bored and we've got no ganja.
Person B: Wanna go to Giant Eagle and pickup some shit whistles to look like douchebags?
Person A: Sure, why the hell not?

by Mighty Maxwell June 17, 2010

Shit hemorrage

(verb) to have a "shit hemmorage" refers to the sudden loss of sphincter control due to response of sudden surprise, fear and/or excitement.

As in:
"Dude, when I saw that paper, I almost had a shit hemmorage!"

or

"That was soo cool! I swear I had a shit hemorrage!"

by JuXta-pose! August 24, 2006

i-shit

An upcoming more current and modern day version of 'everybody poops' produced by Apple.

Dad-Hey son don't be ashamed of needing a turd...Here, read i-shit.

by KEJIAN March 6, 2009

shit chicken

completely greasy messy chicken that u mostly get from morleys. u kno its unhealthy u kno itll giv u heart problems .u kno its shit
but ull be fucked if u stop eating it .

"shit man, got the fucking munchies"
"go morleys get some shit chicken,itll be peng"

by Jdawgthecool January 21, 2009