October 29

National cry yourself to sleep day... which is everyday

John:bro it’s national October 29, which is cry yourself to sleep day!
Mark: oh that everyday for me.
John:..oh...

by GreyRex October 29, 2020

October 29

October 29 is a national holiday when you cry yourself to sleep..sometimes that’s everyday

John:it’s October 29th, which means it’s cry yourself to sleep day!
Mark:oh well that’s everyday for me
John:..oh..well..

by GreyRex October 29, 2020

October 30

National ask out your crush day

“Hey so it’s October 30 so I wnat to go out with you”

by Annonomus11 October 30, 2020

October 30

Get a booty pic from your girl/boy friend

You: send a booty.pic
Them: what, why are you in my closet

October 30

by Coochietoucher19 October 30, 2020

October 30

Get a booty pic from your girlfriend

You: hey send me day booty pic
Them: why are you in my closet

October 30

by Coochietoucher19 October 30, 2020

October 30

NATIONAL SHORT PEOPLE DAY! Today is the day you can kick short people!

Hey it's October 30 AKA short people day... that means I can kick you!

by Thunder868 October 30, 2020

October 31

The day you sacrifice your short friend to the Gods. In reward you’ll get those cookies you got in elementary school- kill all short people 2020

“hey, what type of meat is this? it doesn’t taste normal”
“oh just a short person, it was October 31st yesterday”

by ohnothatscool October 30, 2020