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Joe Da Grinder

THE MAN who makes the move to takes care of the monthly windows on envelops, in the widows mailbox.
Cajun Joe Da Grinder iis everywhere....... supermarket, church, neighborhood.....just waiting for 'your daddy' to kill over.
by jennyblie April 14, 2021
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Two Pants Joe

A complete shithead who's incredibley boring and fat. "Two pants" refers to the fact that they have to wear to pairs of pants to contain their fatness. "Joe" refers to how boring said person is, topping off their already irritating demeanor.
Hey, that guy over there is such a Two Pants Joe.
by boykisser84 June 6, 2019
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Joe and Jamie reboot

The reboot version of Joe & Jamie is still like the original version, just more pretentious & with more virtue signaling. They are still your typical "Self-proclaimed" power couple, but have come up in the world a little more. They might be a couple who now owns a home instead of renting. And now thinks their shit doesn't stink. They try an act like celebrities, & may expect you to refer to them as Jomie, instead of Joe & Jamie. They're the type of couple that'll let their dog chew your shoes up, then say oops, it is what it is.

Although the Jamie's are more pure evil, it's the Joe's you really have to worry about. Because the Joe's will wait til you're on your deathbed in the hospital, & instead of comforting you, they'll say something like, you shouldn't of ate that skittle from that strippers ass. Sometimes a Joe will refer to himself as a King, but really everyone knows him as just a plain ass Average Joe.
"I went to a Joe and Jamie reboot house party one time, & instantly was forced into working for them."

"Went to a movie with a Joe & Jamie reboot once. I will never make that mistake again. The Joe kept shitting his pants all night, & the Jamie kept rating the farts."

"If you ever meet a Joe and Jamie reboot, just run..."

Me: Ahh man, your dog chewed up my shoes!!
Joe: Haha, sucks to be you!!
Jamie: Oops, It is what it is
by Krewtonic August 6, 2020
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joe ass nigga

That’s a joe ass nigga he on bull dick heavy
by CRAZE HHO NP PMW November 24, 2021
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Going Joe Tokyo

An absolute state of rage of the highest order. Going H.A.M. on steroids.
That guy was messing with my girl and kicked my dog. Hold my beer, I'm Going Joe Tokyo on this fool.
by deanmontrose July 7, 2019
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Uncle Joe Hobo

A relative or close friend who is' homeless' and or jobless due to constant exotic travel to foreign destinations.
Bob - "Hey Jack, wanna hang out?'
Jack - "Oh sorry, Uncle Joe Hobo is in town visiting right now."

"My brother is an Uncle Joe Hobo. He was in Paris last week and today is in Shanghai."
by alleycatpub February 23, 2017
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ur grandpapi joe

The BEST SAYING KNOWN TO MAN KIND THAT WAS CREATED BY THE ONE AND ONLY LEXI PANARO WHO IS ALSO UR MOM
by ur grandpapi joe January 28, 2022
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