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Big Bad John

A song by Jimmy dean. Big John was the epitome of hard work and masculinity. Standing at 6'6" and weighing 245 lb, broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip. He sacrificed himself to save others when the mine he was working in collapsed
Every mornin at the mine, you'd see him arrive. He stood 6 foot 6 and weighed 245. Kinda broad at his shoulder and narrow at the hip, and everyone knew you didn't give no lip to big John.
Big John, big John, big bad John.
by BETTS SEAL! November 21, 2021
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Long John Silver's

Long John Silver's is the best.
by gcollier July 14, 2021
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ron paul john

a one of a kind man, weird and full of exceptional thoughts. He loves being random as much as he loves his random girlfriend, Realyn. His visual captures his prolly's heart cos he looks more handsome than any oppa in kdrama. Last but not the least, his beautiful girlfriend loves him very much. Until the world forgets the matter of time.
Ron Paul John is for Maria Realyn only!
by ronpauljohn August 15, 2021
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John Cena Special

You can't see it coming.
You do know about John Cena Special? That's wicked.
by Sosku10 August 17, 2021
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John Leinn Patrick

He is the best boy that I've ever had. He always make me smile even though we alwayd fought. He love me even though I am makulit hehehe how I wish he will be my last. This is for you Baby Happy 3rd Anniversary!! More anniversary to come for us Iloveyou always my neg!
John Leinn Patrick always protect you no matter what.
by KillaDoychie June 7, 2021
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John Logic™

John Logic™ refers to someone who thinks they are extremely educated and above all else smarter than their peers. They believe this because they will talk circles around their opponents in any debate they are having to the point of exhausting them into giving up. They can always defend their actions by using this strategy.
It's not even worth telling him how bad that trade was, he uses John Logic™.
by coconutwater2018 October 10, 2018
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John Thunder-Thighs

A man with thighs so powerful that they emit the same force as mother nature herself
I wouldn't want to be between John thunder-Thighs and anything he wants
by thot#_killer October 22, 2018
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