medieval fleshlight

A severed head in a birdhouse

:why is that birdhouse mounted on a post at waist level?

:ignore that, that's a medieval fleshlight

by anonymous September 1, 2021

expensive fleshlight

A woman who does not work but is instead given money and a place to live by the person she is having a sexual relationship with. Can also be known as a: sugar baby, concubine, mistress, etm.

Rodger works hard, we are proud of him for that, but I wish that he would find a partner that has a job. She is such an expensive fleshlight. She only hands over pussy in exchange for his credit card.

by Mentalbreakdownwardspiral February 4, 2023

Living flesh and reLBJaLooD

Living flesh and relbjalood beings.
by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created living flesh and relbjalood by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 29, 2022

diarrhea fleshlight

When your partner has a watery stool sample set to go to the lab and you just can’t let it go without copulating in it.

My girl had the persistent squirts and at the doctor’s request prepared a very loose stool sample for submission to the lab. I couldn’t let it ship without getting a Diarrhea Fleshlight out of it first.

by Avenging Narwhal May 12, 2023

Zebs.fesh.stekenda defect

A German phrase that means, a self-hiding problem or defect. It describes a frustrating and commonly encountered situation, where you try and show someone a problem(or anomaly or defect) that you've been experiencing or observing, But you can't reproduce or demonstrate the problem because the problem or defect has seemingly MAGICALLY disappeared and everything functions or appears as it should!! (leaving you looking confused and feeling really stupid). These days it is most commonly a problem with your phone, computer or some kind of device (but it could be a problem or anomaly that you are experiencing or observing with anything really e.g. an abstract idea, an observed event, concept or demonstration).
<<Zebst.fash.stekenda.defect>> is a simplified phonetic pronunciation of the German phrase - Selbstversteckender Defekt - which means "Self-hiding problem or defect"

A more accurate pronunciation would be <<Zebst.fesht.stekenda defect>> the t sound on the first two phonemes adding to the authentic German-sounding pronunciation. You can use Google translate for an accurate pronunciation rendition).

My new iPhone has this annoying Zebs.fesh.stekenda defect that I cant demonstrate to the techs at the Apple store genius bar.
This bloody Zebs.fesh.stekenda defect in my car is driving me insane, I've taken my car into the shop 3 times and every single time that annoying engine rattle just disappears!. My mechanic is beginning to look at me funny.
I swear the

by Terminus Est ! July 13, 2023

burnt flesh

burnt flesh is a person who is very cool and has a lot of friends (or u can call burntflesh madoka instead)

burnt flesh is an amazing person!

by Madoka!#6666 August 15, 2023

Mosman Fleshlight

When someone from an affluent family uses a lobster or other large, cylindrical crustacean as a male masturbation aid, similar to a flesh light.

I think Pat is in his room keeping himself busy with a Mosman Fleshlight

by Pattycake69 September 28, 2023