by mr_chili September 2, 2011

One who pounds on keyboards with hammer fingers in a douchey way and drives a new mustang very slowly. These specific douches enter the supreme douche pizza arena once they combine the natural douchieness of a douche with added antics, like gloating about finances, warming one's hands as if in genuflection, or smiling at awkward moments. *Note: These supreme douche pizzas typically have prominent dimpled cheeks when they grin.
Pete: "I'm unsure about mike, he seems a little cocky."
Charles: "Yes, I hear you, I think he may be a supreme douche pizza."
Charles: "Yes, I hear you, I think he may be a supreme douche pizza."
by iagothello March 11, 2011

by Mcmaster carr October 14, 2016

A person of the ultimate level of douchery. They patrol other areas creating other forms of douche baggery.
Thus being a douche ranger.
Thus being a douche ranger.
by Rello84 January 16, 2017

A fantacy football player who gloats about his large points lead despite the fact it was achieved through luck and no real drafting skill.
by takadirtnap December 15, 2010

by HighdeeAnne September 20, 2020

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