Cock Neck

A condition that occurs after giving to many blow jobs...

I had fun last night at the party, but I think I have cock neck.

by Stains and Smears May 6, 2018

Cock-Jocked

The art of being so enslaved by the penis that she will do anything that the owner of the penis tells her too. Considered to be the opposite of pussy whipped.

Yo, can you believe that his girl will do anything he tells to?

Seriously, she goes yesterday and drove 120miles because he felt like a ice-cream sundae. She was late for work, all he did was give her a go.
Yeah dude, she's been properly Cock-Jocked!!

by DeadManWalking May 6, 2018

emu cock

an insanely large cock, with the length of an emu's leg

Damn! You have a emu cock!

by tirgge January 20, 2017

jonathans cock

the biggest thing on the planet.

jonathans cock is bigger then svantes

by adolf hatler January 24, 2017

Cactus Cock

When you spend too much time in a hot climate, whenever you are exposed to even slightly cold weather, your penis gets incredibly small.

Spent too much time in the sauna, and the whole next day I had cactus cock.

by The_Smoke_Brothers January 26, 2017

Firehose Cock

A man with an unholy attribute that allows him to remove all urine from his bladder in under five seconds, with the escaping liquid making the sound of a firehose.

I was just pissing, and this man whipped out his firehose cock and was done before my stream turned into a drizzle.

by Corn Hungis November 30, 2019

Cock-coffin

Someone who is so rude/disgusting/pigheaded that no one sane could possibly want to have sex with them. Therefore if anyone were to date them they would be "laying their sex life to rest"

Man Jerry thinks women owe it to him to have sex with them. Hes such a cock-coffin.

Or

Alice is racist. She is such a cock-coffin

by Misunderstoodsnowflakes December 8, 2019