Sceenie Baby

A small scene child, usually under the age of 14. Comes from the little stuffed toys called Beenie Babies.

Person 1: Did you see that sceenie baby over there?
Person 2: Yeah. He was, like, 3 feet tall, but his hair bumped him up to 5.

by Megatron3000 October 9, 2010

Sandpaper Baby

A baby who has really scratchy skin. When the baby grows up, its skin will be really soft as an adult.

His skin is soft now, but when he was little, he was a sandpaper baby.

by Thomas Winters November 18, 2010

Splice Baby

A derogatory slang word derived from the movie "Splice". Used to describe an ugly individual with odd androgynous facial features. In the movie The splice creature was both woman and man. A creature with a face only a mother could love.

Dude check out the Splice Baby behind you

NUH UH WHERE?! Oh wow man eww that's gotta suck to look like that.

For real.

by aharharhardyhar November 19, 2010

baby butterfingers

A term used in the popular child's game "Hide and Go Seek". When a child reaches "home" or the base they must stay there until evryone is back at base or someone is tagged (ending the round). However once reaching home if the player yells baby butterfingers they are free to leave the base and carry with it it's immunity. Meaning they can't be tagged.

Billy reaches the base and yells "BABY BUTTERFINGERS!!!"
Then Zach can no longer tag Billy

by Jack Teepee (my porn name) April 19, 2009

Musical Babies

The result of two talented musicians getting together and sharing beautiful sounds together. Making musical babies is the ultimate form of music production and is created ideally through spontaneous improvisation (though not limited to improv).

Joe: wanna jam today man?
Fred: Yeah, let's make musical babies together.
Joe: Sounds good, it's gonna be beautiful.
Fred: People are gonna cry.

by Sidewalk Chalk March 13, 2013

baby bomb

When you get shit on your fingers while checking a baby's diaper.

Wife: You've been washing your hands for ten minutes. What happened?

Husband: Jacob baby bombed me.

Wife: Sucks to be you.

by 2014_chiguy June 12, 2013

baby dinky

a very small, tiny penis usually smaller than a pinky finger and girls usually laugh when they see it

Jessica reached down Josh's pants but couldn't feel anything at first. When she got a hold of his dick she realized it was smaller than her pinky finger. She couldn't prevent herself from laughing and Josh was never the same after that. Josh had a baby dinky and now the entire cheerleading squad in high school knew that, thanks to Jessica.

by brad1256 January 20, 2014