I love you

The stage during a relationship at which breast ownership transfers from the woman to the man.

Woman: Stop touching my boobs.
Man: But I love you. They're mine now.

by bassmanfunk February 16, 2013

I HATE MONDAYS

What you put on a coffee mug.

Coffee Mug: I HATE MONDAYS
You: *facepalm*

by UDpseudonyms November 16, 2019

I o u

When you in debt to someone or very grateful for everything they have done for you.

I o u

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 2, 2020

i hate dazai

'i hate dazai' is a extremely long fanfic about the bungo stray dogs character 'dazai osamu'.
The day it was released it got 11.5M words making it longer than 'DAZAI OSAMU IS NOT DEAD. DAZAI OSAMU WILL NOT DIE. DAZAI OSAMU WILL LIVE.'

Person 1: "hey have you read 'i hate dazai'?"

Person 2: "no, what is that?"

Person 1: "its a really long fanfic about someone hating dazai osamu!"

by nekonyann August 22, 2023

I did an Emma

Falling over, breaking a bone etc by doing a basic task that normal people don’t injur themselves over.

“I did an Emma” said after one has injured themselves due to clumsiness and lack of spatial awareness

by Dibblydob June 30, 2022

I thonk yeets

thinking about the act of yeet, yeeting, or having a yote

yesterday I was bored and I thonk yeets

by mynamaisnotjeff October 24, 2017

i am a stegosaurus

i am a stegosaurus can be used in a class room shouting it loudly,

it is also referring yourself as a dinosaur

Emilio shouted: I AM A STEGOSAURUS and got put on report in Mr Reddins class and was given an hour resolution

by iNsTaLlMe December 16, 2017