2 Chicks, 1 Cup

The lowest of the lows
You may just be scarred for life

As i was about to beat to some lezbo porno, a chick dumped in a cup and i almost puked.

I have lived to tell the story of 2 Chicks, 1 Cup

by Bobleeswagger December 7, 2007

Born in 2 hospitals

When you’re two faced so each face had to be born in a different hospital

She was definelty born in 2 hospitals

by TemptingTemple November 30, 2018

Kerbal Space Program 2

The best game that you dream of which will never release.

Hey is Kerbal Space Program 2 released yet?
No it is delayed until 2023
Hey is Kerbal Space Program 2 released yet?
No it is delayed until 2024
Hey is Kerbal Space Program 2 released yet?
No it is delayed until 2025

by Matt Free March 9, 2021

I has a Bucket 2

A waste of time

I has a Bucket 2 is a waste of time

by I has a Bucket 2 May 24, 2019

freddy mega roleplay 2

the sequel to freddys mega roleplay, the best fnaf roleplay ever created, now with quests and more

go play freddy mega roleplay 2 by realaverageant

by thedumbclub August 3, 2022

2 minutes, maybe 4

1. A common phrase uttered by guys suffering from premature ejaculation when referring to how long they would last during sex

2. Used to persuade a busy girl to have sex

3. Said to lighten the mood before an intimate encounter

Doctor, I have a problem. During sex I last 2 minutes, maybe 4.

He told me he would last 2 minutes, maybe 4. A minute and a half later, I realized he wasn't joking

by djsizzle May 31, 2009

1 if by subway, 2 if by Uber

(n.) A phrase often shouted at pregames, "1 if by subway, 2 if by Uber" is a management technique to cluster the party into people taking public transport and those taking a taxi to go out.

A play on Paul Revere's "1 if by land, 2 if by sea" exclamation from 1774. Happens to be a convenient proxy to segment the group into the wealthy and poor.

Paul: "1 IF BY SUBWAY, 2 IF BY UBER."
Jim: "1!"
Maddox Witcroft, IV: "What a peasant."

by nolandc September 12, 2019