mach 1 taco

The sexual act of rapidly smacking your penis against a Hispanic girl's vagina without actually nutting in order to impregnate her. Less than 1% of men can perform this successfully, and those who can are seen as the true disciples of God Almighty.

Guy 1: Hey, Jake, you want to go bowling?
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.

by chumbus123 March 2, 2018

Number 1 Matthew Patel Fan

Rrobloxboss is the number one Matthew Patel fan! Everybody knows.

“Hey who’s Number 1 Matthew Patel Fan?”
“Uhh DellRrobloxboss obviously!!”

by koniz907L April 16, 2025

Mizuki’s #1 Fan

mizukicuteclothes on tiktok is mizuki akiyama’s #1 fan. Mizuki is a PJSK character from a singing group. nobody on planet Earth loves Mizuki more than Mizukicuteclothes. They are the Mizuki lover of the century, no one else can top their love. You can’t out Pizza the Hut, can you? Mizuki is their life, their love, their heart, and their world. Nothing could take them away from mizuki. Mizuki is everywhere, in their brain, in their tears, and their blood. There’s nothing you could do or say to take Mizuki away from them, this is Mizuki‘s number one fan

You: im mizuki’s #1 fan!

mizukicuteclothes: “if my eyes turn red…RUN.”

John doe: Mizukicuteclothes is Mizuki Akiyama’s #1

mizuki: yes vivi is my number 1 fan

Mizuki Akiyama’s #1 fan - A Mizuki’s #1 fan is a person whose entire life revolves around the character Mizuki Akiyama. their mood and actions depend on Mizuki akiyama entirely, and nothing and no one could make them feel any different about mizuki. Without mizuki, they’d have no world. They wouldn’t know themselves or anyone around them without the existence of mizuki akiyama.

by CrackKazui March 30, 2025

1 Standard

a unit of measurement the nobody in the OSS understands except me

that would be worth 1 standard
what the fuck is a standard?!

by GOLD SPARTAN September 21, 2021

2 shots 1 kill

When you and another guy shoot your load simultaneously

When a 2 shots 1 kill happens One man dies another ejaculates

by Puddiepounder November 19, 2021

February 1

Marscela Fernandes Birthdayy!!😱😱

?- Hey what day is it today?
You- February 1
?- OMG ISNT MARCELAS BIRTHDAY?!?
you- YES. THE FACT U HAD TO ASK ME THE DAY IS CRAZY HOW CAN U FORGET FEBRUARY 1 🙎🏻 ♀️!!

by Pjminsgf October 15, 2022

1 in the 2

When you piss in a girl's butt hole.

Dude, I heard santos gave a chick a 1 in the 2 at fresh choice.

by Billie willie November 15, 2013