clean wanking

a person who masterbates in the bath or shower to avoid stainning there clothes or bedding

i heard that he is clean wanking now

by manx aribter January 27, 2009

Wanking

self abuse with a copy of mayfair

i love it at night when i'm wanking

by tom millhouse March 2, 2004

working late

Basically this is a lie/excuse, it means that a married man or woman will be back late at night doing whatever he/she is doing, such as partying, having sex with another woman/man, doing drugs or just generally having fun with friends after work.

It is a classic example to go out without your wife/husband and have fun

Do not get confused with "its just code for sex", that is bullshit, if a person says that, make him/her look like an idiot.

It was made famous in the film 40 days and 40 nights

matts friend: hey my friend says that nicoles husband works late

matt: so

matts friend: hes working late...... like working a different girl every night

by MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE November 29, 2010

Working Here Is Awesome

A phrase used by suck-ups, brown nosers and slackers in the corporate world. Usually used by those who work from home a regular basis.

Working here is awesome because I get to work from home a lot!

by Rock Strongo March 3, 2007

dog wanking fuck stick

a composite word designed to infer that someone is lower than a snakes balls.

now Bush,there's a dog wanking fuck stick

by pax September 18, 2003

Paraletic Wanking

Wanking whilst paralertic.

Martini: So, what did you do after you got in last night?

Palmer: Wel, I was paraletic wanking.

Martini: Gooooooooood?

Palmer: Real goooood.

by Real sound February 16, 2009

Working On Myself

What a female will say to you when she doesn’t want a relationship with you. The nice way to say she’s just not into you at all.

Sarah said she was working on myself when I asked her out on a date, but now she apparently is fucking around with John.

by Kingsmith3 July 15, 2020