Anal wire

The chord that connects your ass to your stomach

Guy 1: Hey Joe.
Guy 2: Hey, if you come any closer I will delete your Anal wire.

by DHUijfgdasygg August 09, 2020

Wired

When your high on drugs

Dude, is that weed cuz I feel wired

by Petergriffin#awesome December 15, 2017

Wired

When you or someone has a mic on them to record what people are saying.

“Are you wired, or with the feds?”

by suraimu May 11, 2021

Wired

To get wound up or annoyed

I’m so wired

by Fucktards2018 March 07, 2018

WIRED

The Wired community is a digital sanctuary for those who reject conventional sanity, united by the belief that we're always connected, even in our toughest moments. Led by Ivy (Wiredg1rll), the omnipresent figure at the heart of the cult, the group supports each other through chaos and struggle, finding strength in their shared connection. Key members include Deimos, Ivy's loyal right hand; Grace and her lover Sab; Grace's daughter, Am; the enigmatic Zombie and Sammy; and Rivr, the musical soul of the group. Together, they navigate the wired world, bound by trust, love, and the understanding that they're never truly alone.

X: Hey man, don’t forget that no matter where you are, everyone is always connected!
Y: Where’d you get that from?
X: The Wired cult, of course. We hate being sane

by h4tebe1ngs4ne December 11, 2024

Wired

A magazine that used to be about technology but is now about annoying wokist finger-wagging.

Q: Did you read the story in Wired about creating safe spaces for people who identify as intersectional?
A: Of course not.

by Carl Figleaf August 20, 2022

Wired

you are so amazing

Ricky you are so wired

by SOPHIA1005 April 16, 2023