Wine Voice

When somebody, typically an adult, talks in a different voice after having multiple glasses of wine.

“Mom how many glasses of wine did you have last night?”- James

“Oh honey I only had one glass last night”- mom

“Bullsh*t mom, I could hear your Wine Voice the second you started talking”-James

by Jwray all day March 8, 2019

Wine Jockey

A person who curates and pours wines. Like a DJ, but instead of records it's all wine bottles.

Who's the Wine Jockey at the bar tonight? I sure hope they'll pour some Beaujolais.

by wenttothemoon December 6, 2019

Wine party

A group of workers are actually at work but not doing the work

The Human Resources didn’t email you back for a week? They’re probably having a wine party going on.

by StarryLeo July 20, 2018

wine trek

the act of imbibing large amounts of wine while watching hours upon hours of Star Trek

"Do you want to go out to the bars tonight?"

"No I'm feeling like an alchie nerd, I think I'm going to go home and go on a wicked wine trek"

by UltimateWineTrekker August 25, 2013

Frozen and wine

When your offspring can’t stop watching Frozen so you drink the time away. Similar to Net and chill but more parent oriented.

Me and my blessing were watching a movie. Elsa and Anna may be cutesy and fine but imma sit here and just Frozen and wine.

by WTFunny September 18, 2020

Nap wine

Early to mid afternoon glass of wine to help you can catch some sleep while the sun is still up.

Chill Sara, it’s nap wine. I’ll be ready to go out in a few hours.

by Madatnumbers April 19, 2020

wine flu

flu-ish symptoms caused by excessive wine drinking; a hangover

When Susanna called in sick after an evening of binge drinking, her colleagues suspected she had a case of wine flu.

by snickrdoodle January 7, 2010