Brandon wilko

Someone who has noodle hair is incredibly short and annoying and has an extra chromosome

That new guy is such a Brandon wilko look at him

by Mr fang April 21, 2021

I will shit your pants

'I will shit your pants', or variantly, 'I will piss your pants' is generalized, undefined threat, and is used in conversation.

If you tell me the earth is flat one more time, I will shit your pants.

by Omniv0r March 10, 2022

nobody will miss you

die

Kill yourself, nobody will miss you

by hot guy 69 July 21, 2022

The Kids Will Love It

Made by Matt and Pat of the Machinima series "Two best friends play."
Used to poke fun at over used mechanics in video games and other media.
Such as the mass amounts of call of Call of Duty clones or how games are too easy

"Another Call of Duty clone? THE KIDS WILL LOVE IT!!"
"Why is this horror flick so damn generic? Oh! Because the kids will love it!"

by jack frost nixon November 6, 2012

Nothing bad will happen

Something said by an idiot before something bad happens.

Person 1: Why did we go off the forest path, what if we get attacked?
Person 2: Don't be scared. Nothing bad will happen, okay?
Person 1: Is that a bear coming over here?!

by yay🙃 June 7, 2021

tomorrow, I will really start being good to you

Whispered to a woman who feels loved, cared-for, pampered to an ultimate degree, to let her know that you have only started.

As she lay on her back, eyes glassy, breathing deeply, wishing for nothing more than the moment, he put his lips to her ear and said, "Tomorrow, I will really start being good to you."

by Monkey's Dad December 3, 2022

Will Pepsi be okay?

The question responsible for half the sale of Pepsi Cola, if not more. You can meet it in any country.

- Will Pepsi be okay?
- Well... okay, I guess I can take that for once, I don't wanna turn somewhere else now.

by zacon November 29, 2003