Willmot browns

Multiple delinquent partials of turd which grasp anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers/panties.

I didn't wipe my ass properly all day and I now have willmots/willmot browns lingering in my underwear.

by warren cronin March 3, 2008

Willow

In 1975 an engineer at JPL is drawing Futuristic automobile designs for 2020 and a group from Ford Motor wrote " Should we Have A New Engine " for new automobile power systems" for 2020 but wasnt published due to an error made in the 697 pages of secret charts blueprints and images of these new type's of engine's. Since the Congress had secretly ordered the study so they had no choice but to contact pretty much the smartest man on the planet Professor William A. Fowler and request him to correct the mistake. The Professor was busy working on his Nobel Prize Project so he tossed it to Mr. Jerry Steven Winkle whom he had never met but was told the Mr. Winkle had the highest scores ever recorded on the western seaboard for the AFEES Exam's. Meaning he was smarter or scored higher than any person in the military past or present except for a few Astronauts. IN the mean time the engineer took his project home and built a Exotic Racing Car Manufacturing Company that he Named the Willow after the Willow Springs Race Track Near the Xavier James Davis Ranch in Tehachapi, California. Mr. Winkle had corrected the error which was a typo for a Date on Page 6-53.

In Early 2017 the engineer and Mr. Winkle crossed paths which resulted in Mr. Winkle purchasing the company from the engineer. Mr. Winkle has plans to relocate the company to the Xavier James Davis property where the Willow X-JD Racing Car Manufacturing will Call home. Right across the road from the Willow Spring's Race Track.

The Willow set a track record last weekend with the Willow X-JD Methyl-Alcohol Powered Turbine Engine.

by Jastro Wind February 26, 2017

Wildo

A name given to penis pumps used in a surgery for male erections, most often for older men struggling to have and/or maintain an erection.

Johhny D. is hoping his insurance company will pay for his Wildo in order to jizzem on this lady's face again.

by Dirk Wiggles March 24, 2015

The White Willow

A closeted homosexual. In order to be a full fledged white willow you must look gay, sound gay, and even act gay on occasions.

The longer the person has been in the closet, the whiter they are.

Man that guy has been a white willow for soooo long....honestly, closets are for clothes, come out already! We're all getting sick of him being the white willow!

by The Real White Willow December 26, 2010

Willoughby

The act of placing ones babies inside of a large black women resulting in the creation of athletes that will one day become fat and need to be beaten back into shape.

After motorboating the girl who was twice his size, Ryan proceeded to willoughby her.

by The Real JC Tay July 23, 2012

Willmott

Someone that is vertically challenged to the point of being a clinical dwarf. In normal groups these 'people' are regularly the butt of sizist jokes and general banter. They are unsuspecting and are often used as 'little robbers' moving unnoticed through large crowds of people picking pockets and returning the loot to their regular sized leaders à la 'Oliver'. In certain areas of the country, notably Derby, Willmotts are employed by gangs of criminals to undergo tasks such as squeezing through small holes in order to gain entry to properties. In the midget world these 'little robbers' are severely frowned upon, with most midgets preferring to make a living in the circus or in zoo's rather than turning to robbery.

Did you see that girl last night? ...No, why? .... Oh, you might not have noticed her, she's well below your eyeline, I think she stole my wallet! She was such a Willmott

by JWForman November 8, 2010

Willow

When a woman's fiance has died before they had the chance to marry. When a man's fiancee has died before they had a chance to marry, he becomes her willower. Just like the tree, the fiance as departed from this world, the willow or willower STILL weeps even like those who have married.

Poor girl, her fiance has died and they had just set a date for the wedding. I guess that makers her his willow, then...

by Lady Byron October 22, 2010