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Welcome Mat

Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.
That dude has a sick welcome Matt.

Source: Esperanza
by That Fuhking guy August 13, 2022
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To YT welcome

To YT welcome
by To YT welcome October 15, 2021
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Welcome to Washington

1. A phrase you say to justify conniving, cutthroat actions made by yourself or others.
2. How one would say, "this always happens here" in Washington DC.
1. John: "Wow, I can't believe she dated me just to get my connections at the Pentagon."
Sarah: "Welcome to Washington."
2. Visiting friend: "Sorry I'm late. There was a protest in front of the White House which backed up traffic all the way to the beltway."
Friend: "Welcome to Washington"
by F.Underwood December 22, 2015
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welcome to my murder hotel

An invitation to a bukakke party and gangbang ceremony
by quartz89 January 28, 2022
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A New Zealand Welcome

The national greeting in New Zealand that begins with beating your wife and ends with jacking off to Troon porn.
I give my wife a New Zealand Welcome every time dinner is late.
by snorts mcgee April 15, 2023
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Welcome to Bloxburg

Welcome to Bloxburg is a game in Roblox made for people who want to trap kids in their basements- oops I think I said it wrong haha-

Anyways it’s made for people for role playing purposes, build and create houses, and explore. There are tutorials on how to build houses in the game. Whilst, you get a limited 1-day offer if you just started. (You need R$25 to purchase Welcome to Bloxburg.)
Note, I do not make these tips, I’m not the owner of the game, it’s/they’re all credits to Coeptus, the owner of Welcome to Bloxburg.

By: AddleMosquets (itz_h4ll0we3no) in Roblox
by AddleMosquets October 28, 2022
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Pennsylvania Welcome

Getting your teeth rattled out and car’s suspension destroyed by potholes and shoddy road repairs encountered shortly after entering PA roadways.
That Pennsylvania welcome bent both of my front rims.
by Miles long August 21, 2023
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