Vegetarianian

Someone who only eats things that eat vegetables.

"Do you have any food limitations?"
"Yes, I'm a vegetarianian. I only eat things that eat vegetables. So please clean your grill if you have ever used it to cook corn, asparagus, or any other disgusting non-food substances."

Vegetarianian by notnAP July 23, 2017

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Vegetarian

A variant of the “Vegan” species they actually tend to be rather respectful from my experiences, and are much less insufferable than the extreme “Vegans”

Friend:”Hey I’m going out for a burger, would you like one”
Vegetarian friend:”No thanks, I’m a VEGETARIAN. but you can eat whatever you want, it’s just your lifestyle choice.”
Friend:”That’s cool.”

Vegetarian by Blacklisted Omnivore December 14, 2017

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Vegetarian

A person who does not eat meat.

Person 1: Do you want some bacon?
Person 2: No thanks, I'm vegetarian.

Vegetarian by Worthless101 February 6, 2018

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Vegetarian

Lifestyle with a great moral to bring as least harm to the nature as possible.

- Hey dude, I ordered veggie pizza and I have chicken in it!

- Oh.. mate you better return it back!

- nah I’m vegetarian, it’s not about simple no meat lifestyle, it’s about bringing as least harm as possible to the world! I cannot return this pizza, it will be a waste.

Vegetarian by Smart Raccooon August 21, 2018