brendon urie

Panic at the disco main singer!!! Where's eyeliner and of some few looks cute in it!!!! He sings songs with really really long titles!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kid one- Brendon Urie is sooooooooo cute in eyeliner.

Kid two- I know!

Kid one- He has such long titles of songs like: There's a good reason these tables are numbered honey, you just havn't thought of it yet!

Kid- Even though the titles are long the songs are still AWSOME!!!!!!

brendon urie by KlockamKloCol January 1, 2007

urinal stalker 

some one who doesnt keep to the man bathroom labels

bob is taking a piss

chris walks in and picks the urinal next to bobs out of the five unused urinals and starts a conversation.

chris is a typical urinal stalker

urinal stalker by mrploertendoder June 17, 2010

Urinal Captain 

1: A plumber that specializes in urinal installation

2: Someone who let's people pee on them for money

3: What Captain America calls himself at the janitorial gig he gets after leaving the army

I ran into John the other day, says he just got a job as a Urinal Captain . I guess he got tired of tapping the sewage line

Urinal Captain by TheSewageAuthority March 13, 2015

Urinal Effect

The Urinal Effect is based upon an individual's inability to properly maintain control of their stream at a urinal. The Effect compounds upon itself as proceeding individuals are forced further away from the urinal as the lake of urine continues to grow beneath their feet. The theoretical size of the resulting lake is infinite, until properly sanitized by a janitor.

"Dude, there was a horrible Urinal Effect in the Cici's bathroom. I had to stand 5 feet back."

Urinal Effect by Casper's Nut May 29, 2018

Urinal Toe 

What happens to old men who wear sandals and public rest rooms...

Man I was just in the men's bathroom and there was at least 2 old men in sandal splashing all over their feet. But I hear Urinal Toe is good for athlete's feet.

Urinal Toe by ilookmarvlus July 31, 2018

Uriesexual

To have an attraction to anyone with the last name Urie (Brendon Urie, Sarah Urie, etc.)

I identify myself as Uriesexual.

Uriesexual by Beau/Steph July 4, 2019

Brendon Urie

forehead

Is that a billboard, or Brendon Urie?

Brendon Urie by thenastymissjackson November 7, 2017