n. Any non-electrical tool that can be used for breaking-and-entering or assault, especially heavy tools that can be used to bludgeon and batter.
"I know he wasn't fixing a leaky faucet with that monkey wrench. That was undoubtedly his hooligan tool."
"I always carry my good ol' crowbar with me at night. You could say it's my hooligan tool, and you'd be right."
"He didn't have a car, but he carried a tire iron with him and looked at us menacingly. I was afraid he would clobber me with his hooligan tool."
"I always carry my good ol' crowbar with me at night. You could say it's my hooligan tool, and you'd be right."
"He didn't have a car, but he carried a tire iron with him and looked at us menacingly. I was afraid he would clobber me with his hooligan tool."
by Wardog July 31, 2008
Get the Hooligan Tool mug.President Bill Clinton was a Wuss Tool when asked about his intimate relationship with Monica Lewinsky during the nationally televised White House conference.
by ShimmerPuppy March 6, 2009
Get the Wuss Tool mug.Christ tool: christ has died, christ has risen, christ will come again!
Random guy: uhh, i don't believe in that crap
Christ tool: YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!
Random guy: uhh, i don't believe in that crap
Christ tool: YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!
by rahrawrrah November 19, 2009
Get the Christ Tool mug.A dumbfuck customer who asks stupid questions and wants to prank the waiter at a restaurant. They then wonder why the waiter looks at them as if they were fucked in the head.... The moral of the story... THE WAITER'S JOB IS TO BE RESPECTED!
Customer Tool 1: "Can you please see if you have diabeteic dessert?" (giggling to other douche bag tools at their table)
Customer Tool 2: Do you have a camera you can lend us?
Customer 3: Do you have a kid's playroom? (At a fine dining restaurant where the restaurant is not there for a child's entertainment- a park is across the road)
Waiter: I have to respect your jobs, so respect mine- BIATCH! Do I look like fuckin' Kodak?
Customer Tool 2: Do you have a camera you can lend us?
Customer 3: Do you have a kid's playroom? (At a fine dining restaurant where the restaurant is not there for a child's entertainment- a park is across the road)
Waiter: I have to respect your jobs, so respect mine- BIATCH! Do I look like fuckin' Kodak?
by Snezzle July 8, 2010
Get the Customer Tool mug.Someone who is a combination of both a douche and a tool. A great example would be a lacrosse player who walks around with a button down shirt and a tie over his shoulder.
by hey there pal December 13, 2010
Get the douche-tool mug.A turbo tool is someone who exceeds the normal boundaries of a tool in every way. A turbo tool usually will not know that they are being used; normally by the opposite sex. Can also be known as a super tool
by Sloptimus Prime December 18, 2011
Get the Turbo Tool mug.One who exists for the benefit of a corporate entity at the expense of society as a whole. A pawn who exists to serve said corporate entity above his fellow man. Loathed by virtually all.
by humanwoman December 15, 2017
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