For when a frustrated person is angry or alone, and already logged into their Twitter account: It is a series of at least several tweets in a row, that criticize anyone or anything. The tweeting has a relaxing effect and is only used for meditative purposes.
by phillystarlight December 31, 2010

When a person has spent too much time on twitter or other social media and is unable or unwilling to understand long form media.
The issue often has a person judging longer works as a series of chunks, sometimes misunderstanding sentences or scenes as they aren't able to see how something can be part of a whole.
The issue often has a person judging longer works as a series of chunks, sometimes misunderstanding sentences or scenes as they aren't able to see how something can be part of a whole.
A:"This book is great; it agrees with everything I believe, check out this quote"
B:"You've spent too much time online, you've got twitter brain. When you read the whole chapter the author is clearly arguing the opposite"
B:"You've spent too much time online, you've got twitter brain. When you read the whole chapter the author is clearly arguing the opposite"
by coystags May 19, 2020

Short for "Hip-Hop Twitter." Originally a place where people engaged in friendly hip-hop related discussion online on Twitter, hh twitter (or just hht) has turned into a concoction of "hot takes," haters, simps, and e-girls overusing repeated formats such as ">," and "pick a row or column." Everything is exaggerated, either trash or top tier, either overrated or underrated.
"Hey, I'm new to hh twitter. My favorite rappers are Kanye West and Kendrick Lamar. RT to find mutuals"
by Derrrperrr May 23, 2020

by liztastic March 15, 2009

Twitter Trump, is the Donald trump who likes reporting things on twitter before reporting them to the council
Twitter Trump(on twitter): I'm declaring war on Syria!
Twitter Trump(to the council 5 hours later): I would like to wage a war on syria
Twitter Trump(to the council 5 hours later): I would like to wage a war on syria
by TALKEYS January 29, 2019

A person who’s entire personality was stolen from twitter/tiktok/etc… repeats things they seen on Twitter or tiktok as there own jokes/takes on subjects.
He’s such a Twitter bot, the joke he made last night was stolen from Jacob “Sartories” or what ever his name is.
by ArchM July 3, 2021

by shyneoutkid July 5, 2023
