tuba twat

The objectification of the female reproductive system after a long and vigorous amount of time fornicating, where the large amount of air that passes between the so-called "Slip-and-Slide," and exits into the atmosphere; usually followed by an akward silence between the two parties.
Steve, "I can't freaking believe it, I totally just got Christine to play her tuba twat!"
by bendover@sexperttire April 12, 2009
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twat gas

a horrible aroma that arises from a nasty vagina
I went to eat out Mary but her twat gas was overwhelming.
by fire_rn February 26, 2007
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The Bleeding Twats

One of North Carolina's best punk bands. Formed in 2008 and beginning with only two members, the band has become a common name in the underground punk scene. Picking up a bass player in 2010 as well as many new songs, they're gaining in popularity. Even opening for people such as CJ Ramone.
Did you catch The Bleeding Twats last night, They fucked my life up!
by Murderjunkie88 July 31, 2011
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Schrödinger's Twat

British English version of Schrodinger's Douchebag - "Schrödinger's Twat" is a person who says something offensive or horrible, and then, depending upon how offended his audience are, retrospectively claims it was a joke.
Who was that guy talking to Carl? He was a real Schrödinger's Twat!
by Schrödinger's Twat July 23, 2015
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Twat lap

When you drive your car around the town in a circle. revving the engine and putting the music as loud as you can
There doing a twat lap again
by Yoie January 25, 2009
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Twat Taffy

Twat Taffy is the gelatinous substance found in the crotch area of a female's panties (or just the crotch alone) after a long day of getting "wet" several times at work, school or just in general. It resembles a soft chunky version of a "Nerds" candy and can be quite alarming if one where to "accidentally" stumble across it while engaging in foreplay.
Man, Sue really had a lot of Twat Taffy going on the other night when we were having sex. She must have spent half the day at work soaking wet!!
by onthewildedge August 19, 2011
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twat

moron, clueless, lights are on but noone is home, fool,
talking the elusive left twat here,

Usually asked by "Right twats" with no idea of the meaning of what a twat is to start with

what is the difference between a right twat and a left twat.

Answer roflmao stupid your a "right twat
by tdatoz July 27, 2006
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