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turkey stern

the process of making a sandwhich behind someone elses back while you give them a blow job or you can be the person getting the blowjob (hhhooooowwlllllaaaeee)
My girlfriend sucked my dick today while making me a sandwhich behind my back with bread, turkey, lettuce and mayonaise. Damn she can give a good ass turkey stern.
by Yannie December 13, 2008
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jive turkey,

70s slang, synonomous with "chump". Popularized by urban phonics of the 70s. Also a popular name for softball team in Yonkers
As in "Honkey, sucka, jive turkey, Motha F'er"
by Spladow February 24, 2007
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Butterball Turkey

A girl who is overweight, if not obese, with a short, round build. She rounds out in the belly with small breast, if any at all, formed from excess body fat, packed into too-small a wardrobe. This makes her look like the packaged Butterball turkeys so many of us enjoy over the holidays. Butterball turkeys can often be found basted in their own cheap liquor.
That Butterball turkey stole my shirt and stretched it! Now it smells like $5 wine!
by Titler January 12, 2008
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Turkey Swamp

Rock n' roll band founded by musicians from Freehold, New Jersey. Songs include Flat Footed Rock N' Roller, Stork, Swamp Blues, Canoeing, Reenactor, Makin' Naked Love Blues, Evelyn, The Dirty Water Serpents.
Turkey Swamp is synonymous with Trash rock, dirt rock, mud rock, skronk rock, rock. Minimalistic, blues-oriented, fall-apart rock. Crazy Horse, The Attractions, Led Zeppelin, Grateful Dead.
by Say Hey Willie! February 6, 2010
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dead turkey

When a guy puts his cock and balls underneath his legs, bends over and hops slightly. The cock and balls move up and down similar to a dead turkey.
Jack showed Jill a "dead turkey" to win her heart.
by Joe Bean February 7, 2006
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the turkey

when you put a turkey baster in the girls genitals for 5 hours
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fried turkeys

The product you recieve from frying a turkey. Has anyone even tried this yet?
No one has tried to make fried turkeys yet. There can't be a definition.
by hoagly January 16, 2011
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