Meat Turds

The portion of the 'saddlebags' cleaved by tight underwear, creating a fleshy bulge on the side of the leg that shows through the pants. 'Meat Turds' most often occur on women with 'junk in the trunk', but only those who refuse to purchase panties that aren't a size too small.

Aaron: "Holy shit, look at the meat turds on that fine lady!"
Derek: "That's not a lady, my friend... but yes, those are some glorious meat turds!"

by squiggular November 27, 2021

Floodgate Turd

The floodgate turd is a piece of poop which holds back a torrential flow of diarrhea that has built up in a persons colon. Visually similar to rushing water flowing through a dams floodgates.

Yesterday, I passed a Floodgate Turd and had an endless river of shit pour out of my asshole.

by Keegan_The_Cat January 5, 2013

bus turds

The shitty version of Bus Wanker from the us reboot of the infamous inbetweeners

*shouts and leans out of car window* Bus Turds *only the person using the joke will laugh

by Nignoger Tyrone April 18, 2017

turd prodder

an active male homosexual

Bill was a predatory turd prodder, he poked more arse than you have had hot breakfasts, duckie.

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

The Turd Car

Any vehicle that attracts cops because of its very sheisty appearance, usually due to under-maintenance. Cops feel that these vehicles typically contain drugs and/or criminals. These vehicles will typically be within the limits of the laws, but still get pulled over just because of their dilapidated appearance.

Turd Cars typically have these characteristics: no rims, rims that do not match, missing hub caps, no hub caps, fading paint job, missing or torn away tint, shakes when you accelerate, bullet holes, cracked windows, shattered windows, missing windows, or just generally look like shit.

(ex.) The Turd Car Driver: "May I asked why you pulled me over, Officer?

Cop: "Because you have a Turd Car!"

by Jacob Sportsman December 13, 2010

spooky turd

When an individual awakens to find a fresh loaf of shit laying on the pillow next to their face, and they do not know how it got there.

That's one damn spooky turd!

by Jessa Pee June 1, 2009

drift turd

when you do a turd and it doesnt quite make it into the bog, instead it lands on the seat and slides along

dude i landed my drift turd

by spazmin March 9, 2008