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Jacobs Trumpet

A type of genital piercing in which the foreskin of the penis and bottom lip of the anus are pierced together, connected by a ring. The piercing derives it's name from the sound produced when a person with the piercing farts. The stretched foreskin of the penis causes the sound of the expulsion of gas from the rectum to be amplified. This results in a loud hollow sound resembling a low C note played on a trumpet.
Did that guy's ass just make a low C note? He must have a Jacobs Trumpet.
by fatland September 15, 2010
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Angel's Trumpet

Essentially a reverse rusty trombone, an angel's trumpet is performed by giving a blow job while inserting a thumb in the receiving party's anus.
Sarah wanted to give me a rusty trombone, but I said fuck the hand job, play the angel's trumpet baby.
by The Receiving Party January 29, 2014
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Ass trumpeter

A misguided fool who repeats and spreads the lies and misinformation of an uneducated buffoon.
After hearing your thoughts on the matter, it's clear that you're nothing more than an ass trumpeter.
by dj power punch October 17, 2020
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Polish Trumpet

When two people cup their assholes together and then fart. It is only complete if you make the other person burp.
D - "Bruh, me and Jarred did the Polish Trumpet last night! He has a stronger colon than me, he made me taste my lunch and his breakfast"

C - "Bruh."
by The burger king 69 June 29, 2023
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air trumpet

A loud but musical breaking of wind, or fart.
Matt was adept at the air trumpet in the office... but the rest of his colleagues wished he wouldn't play it so much.
by GingerArch December 20, 2013
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Krispy trumpet

After sex or masturbation when your penis is covered in dried semen and then you achieve another erection.
I passed out after jerking myself off to the JC Penny catalog and woke find myself staring at the lingerie section and got a krispy trumpet.
by Krispy trumpet February 1, 2020
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pulling a trumpet

Accidentall blowing into an open joint sending every thing in it flying.
Yo, Niklas was pulling a trumpet the other day, it was hilarious.
by LauNyanTaco April 21, 2022
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