travis coakley

god himself

"have you ever heard of travis coakley"
"yeah mr.coakley is love mr.coakley is life."

by lenny_nation June 9, 2018

Travis-D

A modern spin on the word “travesty” when a situation is so ridiculous and unfortunate that one must laugh.

“Omg, this guy on my blind date was 30lbs heavier than his pictures and had NO personality. That date was a Travis-D”

by ABrown16 July 20, 2020

Mabern Travis

This dude is cooler than a polar bears toenails. His mind has set up camp in the gutter. Always up for a laugh and doesn't care if it's the 7th, 8th,....18th time telling you the same story, he tells it with every detail as not to leave out anything. He is a super trucker from way back. Crazy is often his nickname and that is 9 out of 10 times an understatement. He is a 27 year old 56 year old that only likes 27 year old girls, by that I mean freaks. If they ain't a freak going in, they will be going out.

If you had to be a porn star, you would wanna be a Mabern Travis. ( if you are a bitch with no ass, he can shape one for you.)

by KuntryPostMGen. October 27, 2022

Evan Travis

Asshole musician, he thinks he's a hermit with deep ideas. Thinks getting a catheter is traumatic. The only thing that will be remembered when he's dead and buried is the fact some weird kid drew comics about him in highschool to disparage him and his shitty garage band. Oh and he ran for homecoming king for some reason and probably got the least amount of votes.

"If you think Evan Travis' talks big, you should see his ego." ~Everyone in the Band room

by The Real Dillon January 19, 2019

Travis Spitz

A cool person.

ayo this person's a real Travis Spitz.

by Not Devin aoubgfoaseubng July 12, 2020

travis house

A place where people get fucked and beaten

I went to Travis house

by Kermit the frog December 14, 2016

travis lunch

When a friend emails and asks you to go for lunch just an hour before noon, you say "sure", but then your friend goes into hiding becoming completely unresponsive to all forms of communication until after lunch when he says "sorry man was busy"

Hey, I thought you were going out for lunch? naw I had a travis lunch today. oooh, sorry to hear that.

by RodFarva September 24, 2011