A ton

Basically 27 (26)

TM: What was the final count?
Box Office Manager: We sold a ton at the door!

by MusicIntern December 3, 2023

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a game from chowder that involves no winning
its bad luck not to say the whole name

how many times do i have to say there is no winning in Field Tournament Style Up and Down on the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle-Jangle Every-Angle Brickabracka Flacka-stacka Two-ton Rerun Free-for-all Big Ball.

by StepJoe July 28, 2023

Fuck ton

Exactly 10 shitloads or two complete fuckloads

Man, we laid a fuck ton of bricks today...we've still got a couple of shitloads to lay tomorrow and we'll be done with that job!

by Dcor388 August 4, 2021

hella ton

A unit of measurement used to describe a lot of stuff mostly food.

Last night Calease ate a hella ton of cupcakes.

by Flávio May 29, 2016

ton pentre

A place in Rhonda Valley. Rough as fuck, no one has a job and the main fashion is Lonsdale London and hugg boots!

Stay away from Ton Pentre you benefit bastard! It's bad enough as it is you bloody wanker!

by S.L.K.J April 9, 2017

metric mother-of-god ton

Approximately 20000000 times more than a metric fuckton

That is a metric mother-of-god ton of money in your bank account...

by RoarMc March 28, 2017

Ass-ton

2000 assloads

Just because you were at Costco doesn’t mean we need a fukin ass-ton of toothpicks. These toothpicks will outlast me you stupid fuck-ass. Ass-fuck. You think I work all week for some muthafukin toothpicks?

by Weinsist June 29, 2018