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A ton

Basically 27 (26)
TM: What was the final count?
Box Office Manager: We sold a ton at the door!
by MusicIntern December 3, 2023
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Fuck ton

Exactly 10 shitloads or two complete fuckloads
Man, we laid a fuck ton of bricks today...we've still got a couple of shitloads to lay tomorrow and we'll be done with that job!
by Dcor388 August 4, 2021
mugGet the Fuck tonmug.

hella ton

A unit of measurement used to describe a lot of stuff mostly food.
Last night Calease ate a hella ton of cupcakes.
by Flávio May 29, 2016
mugGet the hella tonmug.

ton pentre

A place in Rhonda Valley. Rough as fuck, no one has a job and the main fashion is Lonsdale London and hugg boots!
Stay away from Ton Pentre you benefit bastard! It's bad enough as it is you bloody wanker!
by S.L.K.J April 9, 2017
mugGet the ton pentremug.

metric mother-of-god ton

That is a metric mother-of-god ton of money in your bank account...
by RoarMc March 28, 2017
mugGet the metric mother-of-god tonmug.

Ass-ton

2000 assloads
Just because you were at Costco doesn’t mean we need a fukin ass-ton of toothpicks. These toothpicks will outlast me you stupid fuck-ass. Ass-fuck. You think I work all week for some muthafukin toothpicks?
by Weinsist June 29, 2018
mugGet the Ass-tonmug.

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