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30 Ton War Machine

(A) A tank. (B) Quite possibly the best band to ever grace the earth with its music. The way this band plays its music will give you happy emotions and make you feel good inside. Once you hear this band you will never feel the need to ever listen to another band again. There really are no words to describe the amazing quality of this band, but if I had to do it in one word the word would be "Boysenberry" because that is my favorite fruit.
Really cool guy: Have you heard that band, 30 Ton War Machine?

Loser: No, are they any good?

Really cool guy: The best! Also, here's that 50 bucks I owe your really hot sister...make sure she gets that, yeah?
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Ass-ton

2000 assloads
Just because you were at Costco doesn’t mean we need a fukin ass-ton of toothpicks. These toothpicks will outlast me you stupid fuck-ass. Ass-fuck. You think I work all week for some muthafukin toothpicks?
by Weinsist June 29, 2018
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Ton

The weight of Alex’s mom.
Oh shit, Alex baby! I weigh as much as a car!

Ton = The wait for Alex’s mom
by Psychos! September 18, 2020
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Friggin Poop Ton

(Sentence if said by Canadian)

Don’t cha know the lord really blessed them with a FRIGGIN POOP TON of goodness for the people Aye?!
by FTH and stuff December 10, 2021
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2 Ton Tammy

Did you see Tyler last night at the bar with that 2 Ton Tammy
by Madam kamay July 5, 2025
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ton head

Quote frome THE HARD BOYS "mission to nowhere"
Ima MF ton head, hard enough to whoop da devil take his ho and split his son's head.
by HardBOYZ November 21, 2016
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