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MC ton

A nice company made by amogus
I work at MC ton
by Sisiejis October 21, 2022
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Tonatively

The gesture or uneasy look you give to someone that might as well have spit in your face and took your lunch money!
This is easily the best show ever! Tara Reids expression was priceless, intriguing, and tonatively outstanding when she took down that bitch that called her the c word with only words!
by SpellingVee June 15, 2022
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Mosquito Ton (Mst)

1Mst = .08063g

The Mosquito Ton(Mst) = Avg. Human weight 155lbs(7.03x10^4g) is to a "short ton" 2000lbs(9.07x10^5g) as to the Avg. Mosquito weight (.00625g) is to a Mosquito Ton (.08063g)

In short, a Mosquito Ton(Mst) is to an average mosquito as a "short-ton" is to the average human.

This system works exactly as the metric system does, for example there are miliMosquito Tons (1.00x10^-3) so on and so forth. This will bring great new leaps in science for the simple fact that Mosquito tons(Mst) are cooler than grams.
Examples of the Application of Mosquito Ton (Mst)

The weighted average of a mole(mol) of lead(Pb) is 207.2g OR 16.7Mst

The weighted average of a mol(mol of Sodium(Na) is 22.99g OR 1.85Mst
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shit-ton

A generally recognized term to mean a lot, but recognized hyperbolically by some to mean 80.
She lost a shit-ton of weight.
by Michael-SC April 12, 2016
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ton head

Quote frome THE HARD BOYS "mission to nowhere"
Ima MF ton head, hard enough to whoop da devil take his ho and split his son's head.
by HardBOYZ November 21, 2016
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Friggin Poop Ton

(Sentence if said by Canadian)

Don’t cha know the lord really blessed them with a FRIGGIN POOP TON of goodness for the people Aye?!
by FTH and stuff December 10, 2021
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La Ke Fen ton

A team that chokes an 18 point lead
The La Lakers are a La Ke Fen Ton team
by MegaMemeLordCarlWheezerXD January 13, 2023
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