Cop bitch

A person that informs the police about anything they can while having no shame and useless without the cops

sam: the other day I was smoking some medical marijuana and this cop bitch totally calls 911 to arrest me. mike: man I wish I knew who that was so I could beat the shit out of who ever did that, what a cop bitch

by 30025 May 18, 2016

Watching Cops

1. The act of secretly masturbating.

2. What you say when you don't want your friends to know your masturbating.

Jeff: Are you ready for the raid in wow?

Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.

1 1/2 hours later...

Craig: I'm back...

Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.

Craig: uh... Yeah.

by M-K-sizzle June 16, 2011

Cop Shopping

When a shallow narcissistic person wants revenge really badly and the local cops won't do anything. They then go cop shopping from district to district until they can file false charges and police reports. Usually practicing their lies from cop to cop as they go district to district around the area they actually live in.

Carol Baskin couldn't get any Tampa judges to do anything about The Tiger King, so she went cop shopping around Florida until she found a judge that would help her sue him.

by CopShoppin March 30, 2023

top cop

The police chief.

The top cop said arrests have been made in connection with the robbery.

by Danny 2011 August 14, 2011

cop you

If someone says they want to "cop" you it means to take you. In other words, it probably means they would smash you and then pass you. Like a one night stand.

"Lmao I'd cop her real quick"

"Damn you're so attractive I'd cop you"

by adiabeticfrogoncrack February 6, 2019

Carb Cop

A person who monitors another person's carbohydrate intake.

Question: "Dude, did you just eat a mini cupcake? I thought you weren't doing carbs this week?"

Response: "Geez, do you have to be such a carb cop?"

by kbythec June 6, 2011

cop a beat

To masturbate or beat off

Alex: Its 2 o'clock in the morning im so bored and i dont know what to do..
Me: cop a beat
Alex: What does that mean
Me: look at some porn and start rubbin

by masterdoyle August 18, 2011