A Beef Squeegee is a term used to describe a used, yet tight vagina, particularly the vagina of a prostitute.
Although a pro on the street corner circuit, it was impressive to see the prostitute's beef squeegee was tighter than a nun's Gucci hole.
by carlton spoona'ge December 20, 2017
The act of spreading your asscheeks and wiping your asshole across the face of someone else who is sleeping.
Guy 1: I'll never go camping with that guy again.
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: I woke up to him giving me a Beef Barkley.
Guy 2: That's just wrong man.
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: I woke up to him giving me a Beef Barkley.
Guy 2: That's just wrong man.
by O.D.B.O.D'd August 03, 2013
by Eaton Holgoode October 05, 2015
A disease riddled cock. Like barnacles on the hull of a boat, it's all cankered up with venereal/genital warts.
by Eaton Holgoode April 07, 2017
A vagina. Normally sweaty, stanky, and musky! Could also be used for a grundle, or anal region. Just any musky crevasse of the body.
by LordOCorn January 21, 2022
by beefybins September 08, 2022
by Finsio June 09, 2009