by Graham February 1, 2004
Get the thunderbox mug.noun: someone who is always there for you throughout a thunder storm to keep you safe from danger.
referenced in the hit movie "Ted"
referenced in the hit movie "Ted"
by jattosin July 11, 2012
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by TestamenTT September 7, 2008
Get the cock juggling thunder cunt mug.The act of expelling a gaseous discharge from your sphincter muscle faster than the speed of sound, which is then succeeded by an ominous rumble and a very pungent odor.
1. Although I suspected it was her, for many years I could never pin the fart to that bitch Tracy. Until the day I learned that she had mastered the execution of the dreaded Dirty Thunder technique. Her secret method was to pass the gas faster than the speed of sound which would cause the odor to delay long enough for her to make a clean getaway. Thus, wreaking havoc on all innocent bystanders blessed with the misfortune of being caught in the wake of her perfect storm.
2. The Mormon church teaches that their god Elohim was born amidst a dirty thunder residue that was left hanging around the atmosphere after a mysterious celestial being decided to play a trick on his enemy. It is now illegal in the state of Utah, or any other place where large groups of Mormons congregate, to leave a Dirty Thunder unattended to. This means that the poor sap unfortunate enough to be left standing in the midst of a Dirty Thunder must use his nasal passage to alleviate the atmosphere of all the leftover event. If one is found not abiding by this law in the state of Utah, they could face felony punishment of up to $50,000 in fines and or up to 3 months imprisonment.
2. The Mormon church teaches that their god Elohim was born amidst a dirty thunder residue that was left hanging around the atmosphere after a mysterious celestial being decided to play a trick on his enemy. It is now illegal in the state of Utah, or any other place where large groups of Mormons congregate, to leave a Dirty Thunder unattended to. This means that the poor sap unfortunate enough to be left standing in the midst of a Dirty Thunder must use his nasal passage to alleviate the atmosphere of all the leftover event. If one is found not abiding by this law in the state of Utah, they could face felony punishment of up to $50,000 in fines and or up to 3 months imprisonment.
by C.B. Radio August 17, 2010
Get the Dirty Thunder mug.A mythical vaginal skill only known by a small egyptian tribe and its decendants which is used as defence against rogue black men
rogue black man: haa i'm gonna get u!
egyption lady: never!!!!!
(Vaginal Thunder Clap echoes throughout the land and the black man is banished)
egyption lady: never!!!!!
(Vaginal Thunder Clap echoes throughout the land and the black man is banished)
by Franksy5 May 26, 2009
Get the Vaginal Thunder Clap mug.Used in the famous movie "Blade Trinity" by Ryan Renold's Character as an insult on one of his vampiric captors. it's just a basic insult that can be used on anyone when angry
Person 1: Did you get me that DVD then
Person 2: hmmm... No!
Person 1: You Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt!
Person 2: hmmm... No!
Person 1: You Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt!
by Bob Bobberson June 13, 2005
Get the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt mug.When someone tries stealing your thunder when you are excitedly taking praise for something.
When someone tries to always outshine you.
When someone tries to always outshine you.
Example 1:
I climbed mount everest without mount picks or a jacket. What am amazing feat for me!
Thunder Thief would say to everyone "Oh yeh, i did it without shoes, food or oxygen!"
Example 2:
You would say something like this to a group of your friends "I made the best cookies today."
Thunder Thief would say "Whatever they were total garbage. They were crusty and gross."
Reply: You are such a Thunder Thief.
I climbed mount everest without mount picks or a jacket. What am amazing feat for me!
Thunder Thief would say to everyone "Oh yeh, i did it without shoes, food or oxygen!"
Example 2:
You would say something like this to a group of your friends "I made the best cookies today."
Thunder Thief would say "Whatever they were total garbage. They were crusty and gross."
Reply: You are such a Thunder Thief.
by Kerjner 1 December 20, 2010
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