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three eyed turtle

verb. A sex act involving a limber woman. Where the woman spreads her legs and grabs her ankles. Oral, Vaganal, and Anal sex ensue, in THAT order. No ATM here.
Dude! I found a hot little gymnast who's so horny she's willing to do a Three Eyed Turtle!
by cog January 19, 2005
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three 6 mafia

memphis rappers
theyre dope
their old stuff was better, but the new stuff aint bad either
check out mystic stylez and some of the underground editions for their best shit
by niggasense February 13, 2005
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three-of-a-kind

Three cards in poker that share the same number or face value.
I got my three-of-a-kind of Aces on the River!
by DapperDanMan May 13, 2005
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three man skiing

The action of one person sitting in the middle of two erected males and imagining themself skiing down a fast twisty hill using the male's erections as ski poles.
Yesterday, it was cold out so we decided to do some three man skiing inside. After I hit a jump a couple of times, there wound up being an avalanche.
by Isa Cocks March 4, 2009
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Three milk cake

When three men of different races cum on one girl at the same time.
Guy-"What happened last night man?"
Other guy-"I made a three milk cake with dave and tim"
Guy-"Shit man you had fun!"
by thedomonator May 21, 2009
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Three Shades of Crazy

When someone acts in a way that is considered abnormally crazy, insane, or severly inbalanced. Also, used to describe someone who is oblivious to their surrounding causing them to be rude, obnoxious, or just annoiying to you.
"She must be three shades of crazy if she thinks she's gonna cut in front of me."

"You know he's three shades of crazy."

"Honey, I have bad news, I went to the Doctor today and they diagnosed me as three shades of crazy."
by VIZBR October 3, 2011
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The Three Mouseketeers

A seemingly clever but possibly rooted in cognitive decline baby-boomer conflation of The Mouseketeers and The Three Musketeers.
The Three Mouseketeers have come to my defense on many occasions when I really needed help!
by Dr Bunnygirl December 18, 2019
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