Thinker Lonker Donk

A person well known for extra-ordinary strength and the uncommon ability to break a grown man's back with a folding chair. Also known as Ted.

I saw Thinker yesterday. I thought he was just a myth. My life has now been made whole.

by awesome October 3, 2003

Time to Think

When your high asf n you ain't trying fw nobody.

*smoked 7 blezzys w squad*
Homie: bro u ain't talking

Homie 2: on me i just need time to think

Homie: bet I gotchu

by BRAZY_ November 23, 2017

so you think you can dance

the best show in the world where amazing dancers do amazing dances and then get voted off until the best is left

maggie: did you see lacey last night on so you think you can dance
lizzie: OMG i think im gonna commit suicide i missed the whole episode
maggie: o well lacey was amazing but ya i would kill myself too if i missed it

by rockette1day August 9, 2007

think what you want

A phrase used by assholes to make you question what you know.

I've never lied to you, but think what you want.

by Imnotdumb12 February 12, 2017

What do you think

A phrase that simple Nailogical uses

*finishes painting nails*

"What do you think?"

by Shakuraa February 3, 2019

I think I'm

These 3 words put fear in any man or boy who isn't expecting it. They are usually followed up by the word pregnant.

girl: I really enjoyed sex with you a few weeks ago. guy : Me too it was great. girl : I think I'm --------. guy: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

by jimmybomm July 7, 2020

Thinking in montage

Thinking in flashes of momentous progress and the eventual perfect ending, without considering all of the work required in the in-between-time in order to make difficult and/or arduous things happen.

Eg: Mike gets hiking boots. Mike imagines himself hiking the West Coast Trail. Mike sees himself climbing Everest. Mike feels happy. Mike forgets that he smokes 2 packs per day and considers beer a food group... Mike's image of himself on top of Everest means he's been Thinking in montage and forgot he has to train for 3 years in order to be able to do this...

by journeyingforth June 10, 2010