shopping chance

the chance of finding something magnificent on a shopping trip when you need nothing at all.

I went to the mall and found a great pair of shoes on sale. What a good shopping chance.

by leshen25 June 9, 2011

trophy shop

A trophy shop is a bar/lounge full of potential trophy wives. It is used to decribe a place that is stocked with hot young single girls looking for a reason to not work anymore.

"Man, that bar was loaded." "Yeah, it was a total trophy shop."

by Taylor Kesel February 12, 2005

sidewalk shopping

Outfitting your home with junk other people have tossed to the curb.

Following the "curb alerts" on Craig's List.

"WOW, nice end tables... where did ya get these?" "Found them on the side of the road near work, aren't they cool?"

"Tuesday is trash day, how about a little sidewalk shopping, I need lamps"

by The Cuttah, Baby. December 29, 2011

Early Shopping

Drinking before 9 am, usually done on a Sunday or random holiday with a small (4-5) group of friends and family. Translated from the German tradition of Fruhshoppen.

hey man why are you leaving the party so early?

"I have to get up tomorrow and do some early shopping"

by PooFacer August 19, 2008

shop-vac

A thing, situation, or person that both sucks and blows (i.e., REALLY sucks). Named after the shop-vac vacuum cleaner, which can be set to either draw air in or push it out.

"I hate my job, my boss is a total shop-vac."

"You had to eat tofu hotdogs because she's a vegan? What a shop-vac!"

by Jackee C. June 18, 2008

shopping for a noose

(adj)

suicidal, having lost all hope. Usually used in the negative.

"Sorry to hear about your gf. and losing your job. Are you ok?
-don't worry it's not like I'm shopping for a noose."

by bigmiketastic88 June 27, 2010

brocery shopping

To go specifically in search of other bros with the intention of making them your new bros.

"Hey brosef, I just went brocery shopping. Meet Anthony and Travis."

by anditwasamazing August 4, 2015