Gripping the Pole

1. Gripping your penis; typically done when deciding to masturbate or not.

Dear Ex,
I was gripping the pole last night and my shit grew at least 3 inches.
Ps. Fuck you

by PussyMuncher345 April 5, 2017

choking pole

Performing fellatio

I nutted hard, she was fire at choking pole.

by Heatmakers November 17, 2016

knee pole

1. A way of pronouncing Nipple with a Chinese Accent.

2. A deformed hairy nipple

DUDE LOOK AT THAT KNEE POLE!!! ITS HELLA UGLY

by Kirklanddin October 13, 2009

A North Pole

The act of rolling your erection in cocaine and shoving it up someone ass (consensually)

"I'm gonna give my sister, Chris, a north pole for Christmas"

by Peepeedickfart69420 August 27, 2022

walk a pole

Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on.

I love sleeping at my girlfriend’s, but had to “walk a pole” twice in a dark room. The pocket snake almost almost remodeled her bedroom!

by Elmo smoot April 18, 2018

pole glazer

stripper

Mary got a new job, she is now a pole glazer over at the Landing Strip.

by Johnny Law, Esq. May 11, 2009

Sailor's Pole

The act of sticking a metal pole up a person's ass while dressed in a sailor outfit.

John Fajit wants to give Alexis a nice Sailor's Pole, but she wants it from Daniel instead...

by SoppingOyster January 19, 2014