One calamari away from losing it

When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.

After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.

by anonymous October 13, 2020

losing your paint brush

When a guy loses his virginity

Dude you're totally losing your paint brush tonight.

by sir dank wank snog May 11, 2016

Losing

Losing is the act of doing drugs and saying you’re not a drugee
(Losing is also claiming that you’re not losing in life if you do this)

Wow that person is a loser, she does drugs but tells her loved ones she isn’t losing in life.

by Yosha Man April 28, 2021

lose

You landed here because you can't keep "lose" and "loose" apart.

"lose": Hey man, how the hell did we lose this round in CS?
"loose": Damn Ritchie, I'm telling you, Sarah's cunt is loose as fuck.

by WllyWnkr April 1, 2021

you lose... a trillion dollars

what you say before blowing up a bi9n ladens taxi cab

wait here a minute..... you lose... a trillion dollars!

by Cody5050 November 15, 2020

lose

get rid of (an undesirable person or thing).
cause (someone) to be unable to follow an argument or explanation.

"lose that creep!"
"sorry, Tim, you've lost me there"

by Arminkshipper May 3, 2025

don't lose skin

Similar to 'no skin off my nose'

I don't think they like your idea but don't lose skin over it.

by Zpw2711 June 14, 2017