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Trolling the Lizard

A Puerto Rican dude and his redhead counterpart made this term to signify smoking weed.
I was trolling the lizard so hard I got the munchies big time.
by PR09! August 20, 2012
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Lizard Fan

A Florida Gaytor Fan. Anyone who has a Gaytor as their team mascot.
Florida Gaytor Fan: Hey, did you see Tim Tebow last night?

Average Guy: Hell No! What do i look like a fucking Lizard fan?
by Buckeye Til I Die January 5, 2008
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Carnival Lizard

Prostitutes, mainly crack whores, who hang around carnivals looking to turn tricks with the dirty carnies traveling through. Known to exchange in sexual practices for either money, drugs, or free rides. Sometimes Carnival Lizards are current or former Lot Lizards that enjoy a break from the truck stops they so very frequent.
Wanting a break from her normal job in the truck stop parking lot, Sandy got dressed in her best Carnival Lizard attire in hopes to engage with multiple carnie johns for the night .
by BecauseImNotOneOfYourFans August 3, 2016
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Fat Lizard

The term "Fat Lizard" originated in 2022 in South Carolina, USA. It is best described as:

Snakes are sneaky and remain very low-key when moving through the grass. A Fat Lizard may try to mimic the movements and behaviors of a snake to try and be sneaky, but they fail to do so.. Don't tell them that, as they are under the impression that they are indeed being sneaky.

With that background information, we arrive at the term "Fat Lizard" to describe a person who acts like a snake but is very obvious and not effective at being sneaky. You will see these people and their intentions from a mile away, but they still feel the urge to try and be sneaky, even if they aren't good at it.
"Look at him trying to tell the boss on us and then come back acting like friends. Talk about a fat lizard.."
by BR4NNNN June 23, 2023
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gut the lizard

to take a shit. the same as to "bleed the lizard" but from the arse instead of the penis.
1) just off to the shitter to gut the lizard
2) "i'm off to the toilet to bleed the lizard"
"i'll come too, i need to gut mine"
by chester jay November 11, 2009
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Slot lizard

A trashy female who has no job and spends all her money on the slot machines at the casino. She will go from one section of the slot machines to another, hitting on unsuspecting men. The common slot lizard will sell their body for a room and some cash for the slot machines, but the slickest and seasoned slot lizard will schmooze the sucker of her picking out of cash without doing much of anything.
Jess ain't nothin' but a fuckin' slot lizard these days.
by YepShesCrazy June 21, 2020
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Rancid Lizard

When a strand of hair gets wrapped around a part of the labia minora for so long that it turns purple and dies. This dead section of skin is the rancid lizard.
Gen can you look at my rancid lizard again, don't mind the chicken shit.
by dan_gleewang January 9, 2021
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