Junk Ditch

A male taint.

I asked her to tongue-punch my junk ditch, but she said she'd need a weed whacker.

by annux July 2, 2016

junk business

A male's sexual netheregions including but not limited to the twig and the berries.

That girl on TRL just grabbed Nelly's junk business.

by The Pants off Dance off March 30, 2009

junk journal

A book handmade from memorabilia/ephemera/ photos/out of recycled or vintage material significant or visually appealing to the intended owner. It contains non plain factory made machine STRAIGHT EDGE pages instead, hand processed materials & trimmed & embellished papers made to look torn/tattered /dyed/ pre-owed/embellish by hand. Often composed with non traditional book materials as fabric/ tissue paper/vellum/ transparencies/ ribbons/ lace/ tulle/plastics or"throw away/ junk"/material. A hybrid book of an artist's journal/ scrapbook/ photo album/ personal diary. The appeal of the book lies in the WORN handmade of the book, & the unique factor that EVERY page is unique and ONE OF IT's Kind & no two pages are alike. To qualify as a junk journal, the books themselves must be UNIQUE, handmade or one of it's kind(hand-altered store bought books also qualifies) . Each book itself CANNOT be replicated in it's exact ENTIRTY( ex: handdyed tye dyed pages, collaged pages, tickets to an old event, discontinued paper products, etc). To qualify as a junk journal, the majority of the pages must be one of a kind, each junk journal itself must be one of a kind & the overall looks MUST BE handmade/unique/tattered/grungy in nature. It often serves as a nostagic rememberance/keepsake album for the intended owner & contains space allowances/ room for the intended owner to add & contribute to the personalized book.

"Let's collect all my old concert tickets and bind them into a my old hymnal and make it a junk journal," said the creative artist.

by Alice In Wonderland Reject May 9, 2019

Junk Thump

Verb - To swiftly whack someone in the genitals.

When he tried to stop her from making a scene, she laid a Junk Thump on him!

by HunterStephen June 12, 2014

Junk goal

In Ice Hockey, any goal that enters the net that was deflected inadvertently, leading to a score by a player who didn't intend to score a goal. In video games, scoring a point or goal that would have entered the goal on it's own.

Holy Shit! He scored a junk goal with his ass! Ass goal, ass goal! - "Goon" - 2009

by Doombot! September 17, 2015

Junk Bowling

A low bow/junk punch/nut's shot or "shot to the nut's" which is done in the motion of a bowling throw. If done correctly it can be very humorous for everyone in the room, as for the person being punched, they may not be able to have children.

Friend 1 : "hey you ever heard of junk bowling?"
Friend 2 : "no what is it?"
Friend 1 : "here i will show you"

commence into a bowling stride, do the throw. form a fist and punch your friend in the nut's!

may cause fight, or loss of friends...

by bouch207 January 23, 2011

Junk Punch

N. The result of a Mt Dew dependent little kid winding up and socking a male adult in the family jewels.

The stunned man stood the rest of the day in the soccer penalty shot position out of fear that the little spider monkey kid would lay another junk punch on him.

by CruiseDirector February 25, 2010