Hank-isms

Mannerisms pertaining to Hank. Says things like "Word to your momma." and "It's too PG in here... it's time to get PG-13.". To not know what "crop dusting" is.

Example 1
Bill: "Hank... did you just crop dust me?"

Hank: "I've never been to a farm before."

Example 2
Hank: "...and I quote, "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH (goes on forever and ends with).... or something like that."

Bill: "... dude... wtf are you even talking about? Quit displaying your Hank-isms."

by HankerCanker September 29, 2010

A Tom Hank

To pleasure oneself

He was caught having a Tom Hank

by BubbaGumpShrimpy August 20, 2022

Hank

An eccentrically cool guy, who hides an absolute anaconda in his pants.

Hey did you here that Hank hooked up with Aly last night? He’s so cool, heard his dicks huge too!

by Aly’sdiary November 23, 2021

Hank Moody

A socially awkward person. Quit he/she’s job to play arma 3 and all he does is drive around with a 28 year old dude who thinks he’s a fox. Has a really annoying voice no one can stand likes to make his words really long so he seems smart.

Wow I feel so bad for that retarded kid licking that pole too bad he dosnt know better reminds me of hank moody.

by hankmoody123 April 21, 2018

stank on your hank

when a person with a vagina puts said vagina on your neck, therefore creating a stank (a smelly smell that sort of smells… smelly…) on the area that was covered with previously mentioned vagina

dude did you just get some?? you’ve got some stank on your hank.

I can smell the stank on your hank from all the way over here, you dirty dog.

by arytna February 25, 2023

Hanks Brother

Hanks brother is Marvin. A hungry person.

Phil - Are you hungry?
Tobias - I am hanks brother
Phil - What marvin?

by Sonjo Jelvey June 22, 2019

Triple Hank

An unlikely situation resulting in three (or sometimes more) individuals united by a common factor.

The three of us? Team up? What is this, some kind of Triple Hank situation?

by TheDeejster June 19, 2025