Hank

a beast loves air toes and never fight with this man he is 7´2 and can pick you up and throw you across the room!

OMG i wish i was a hank

by IlIkeToEs :[ November 24, 2021

Hank

Small man Very mean and goes to a school in renton!

Gosh your such a Hank

by IlIkeToEs :[ November 24, 2021

Tight Hank Hill Ass

When you play by the book & obey every law 24/7 & never let small problems go away.

Bobby is a fucking loser with that Tight Hank Hill Ass!

Fuck him! His ass so tight his ass cheeks suck in his asshole like trying to pick up a cherry off the stool.

by Howard Stern Number 1 January 3, 2022

hanks

A basic self centred person who cares about nothing but himself. He will do anything in order to prove he is the best and will only consider a few people to be friends

He is such so confident in winning the game without help. He is such a hanks

by Hanksebla November 24, 2021

Hank drunk

After drinking 2 Mike's Hard Lemonades, you become Hank Drunk.

Hank: Man, I am having a good time! Thanks for hosting the potluck.

John: Thanks for the appreciation, but I think you're just a little Hank drunk.

by SarahHeartsUnicorns March 14, 2018

Hank-isms

Mannerisms pertaining to Hank. Says things like "Word to your momma." and "It's too PG in here... it's time to get PG-13.". To not know what "crop dusting" is.

Example 1
Bill: "Hank... did you just crop dust me?"

Hank: "I've never been to a farm before."

Example 2
Hank: "...and I quote, "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH (goes on forever and ends with).... or something like that."

Bill: "... dude... wtf are you even talking about? Quit displaying your Hank-isms."

by HankerCanker September 29, 2010

A Tom Hank

To pleasure oneself

He was caught having a Tom Hank

by BubbaGumpShrimpy August 20, 2022