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Feeding The Ducks

The act of violently inserting a whole loaf of bread into the vagina (or anus) of a female, slice by slice
Pierce: Yo are we out of bread?

Dylan: Yeah, my bad, I was with Molly and I was Feeding the Ducks, if you catch my drift

Pierce: Haha yeah I hope she doesn't get a *yeast infection*
by RanOffOnDaPlugThrice May 29, 2018
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Feeding the pig

When someone is worrying over something tiny that doesn't really affect anything, you would say they're feeding the pig. Usually, this means they're worried about another, bigger problem which they're subconsciously avoiding by focusing on this one.
Person 1: I can't decide between red and mauve lipstick, and I need to make the right impression or they won't hire me!

Person 2: Oh, stop feeding the pig.
by cantthinkofaname123 November 19, 2020
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Feeding the penguin

The art of inserting live maggots into your penis
Are you going fishing?

No, I’m just sick of lesbian porn, so I though I’d try feeding the penguin.
by Boxfridge November 25, 2017
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feed the meter

To insert coins into, or otherwise pay, a parking meter.
I'll be right back—gotta feed the meter again so I don't find an orange envelope of shame on my windshield!
by southland August 18, 2017
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Majestic feeds

Always talking shit to random ass niggas on xbox, 10/10 has a super small cock and sucks massive asshole at any game he plays. In love with watching gay porn and eating. Should die soon
by FeedsIsBanned June 27, 2018
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mean feeds

typical student: oi mate I'm going to mean feeds wanna get a mad feed
another regular student (usually a male): oi mate I could go for a mad feed from mean feeds right now
by communistfrank April 10, 2018
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Feed the bleed

When your on your period or due on and you have to eat everything in your fridge!
Oh girls I need to feed the bleed! Let's get a dominos.
by Girlbossadventures September 25, 2017
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