Pulling an "Eli Fogelman" is the act of pushing a dildo so far up your ass, that it comes out your mouth.
by miss V edwards February 19, 2019
Eli Reed is known to be a person that likes little children, or is a pedophile, or likes lolis, a person who wants to have sexual interactions with small children.
Brad: Hey Bro did you here Eli Reed went to prison for touching that little girl
Nate: Ya man he's just like jared
Nate: Ya man he's just like jared
by Chad Kindel July 25, 2018
by NotAmmon November 09, 2018
"As Anthony sat there quitely with both cheeks of his firm, little buttocks clench as tightly as could be, he could not hold this eli roth any longer and soiled himself with great embarrassment"
Thomas Hardy - 'Desperate Remedies' 1871.
Thomas Hardy - 'Desperate Remedies' 1871.
by Tel Mibson December 29, 2010
A Dirty Eli is when you are having intercourse with a Vietnamese prostitute and you cum in both of her nostrils and all of the villagers are trying to break in to the shed where you have held her captive. At the same time mixed feelings of “ that was a phat nut” and “Gotta blast” ensue upon you and your mind is racing so fast that you collapse to the floor and feel paralyzed as you are snatched up by the villagers with your pants still at your ankles
by 12inchEli April 13, 2020
Cummy virgin who pees in Seth Dugan's trousers; also get sucked by Giant Worm; and says slurs on occasion
by CumAmongus November 28, 2021
He is the coolest, funniest, friendliest guy you could ever meet. He can be weird but he is sweet and caring. Don't lose Eli because you may want to date him one day or if you're really bored, go to him for some hilarious fun
by DSUSS17 March 01, 2022