A person that informs the police about anything they can while having no shame and useless without the cops
sam: the other day I was smoking some medical marijuana and this cop bitch totally calls 911 to arrest me. mike: man I wish I knew who that was so I could beat the shit out of who ever did that, what a cop bitch
by 30025 May 18, 2016
Get the Cop bitchmug. When a shallow narcissistic person wants revenge really badly and the local cops won't do anything. They then go cop shopping from district to district until they can file false charges and police reports. Usually practicing their lies from cop to cop as they go district to district around the area they actually live in.
Carol Baskin couldn't get any Tampa judges to do anything about The Tiger King, so she went cop shopping around Florida until she found a judge that would help her sue him.
by CopShoppin March 30, 2023
Get the Cop Shoppingmug. by Danny 2011 August 14, 2011
Get the top copmug. The haircut that many police officers seem to have. Its short and shaved on the sides and left sort-of fuzzy on the top. It's usually referred to as 'Cop Hair', but 'Cop Crop' sounds more catchy.
by Manderzzzz February 21, 2010
Get the Cop Cropmug. When a young Royal Marines Commando is called out on potential falsehoods and is charged with proving his spurious remarks or comments to be in fact true, he will be offered the challenge of ‘Robo-cop it’ if said Marine takes up the Robo-cop challenge there are two possible outcomes.
1. He is not in fact chatting shit but is a purveyor of facts at which point he is allowed to switch fire to targets in depth or return fire to the Challenger.
2. He is found to be touting lies and allegations he will duly have his head shaved in the fashion of Murphy from the motion picture Robo-Cop.
1. He is not in fact chatting shit but is a purveyor of facts at which point he is allowed to switch fire to targets in depth or return fire to the Challenger.
2. He is found to be touting lies and allegations he will duly have his head shaved in the fashion of Murphy from the motion picture Robo-Cop.
Marine Smith: Well I told the sergeant Major he can go fuck himself!
Mne Jones: Fuck off did ya, Robo-Cop it!
Marine Smith: Right I did and just walked off he did nothing!
LCpl Wright: Fuck off did ya, I was outside.
The lads: ROBO-COP HIM! YEEESEESSSSS!
Mne Jones: Fuck off did ya, Robo-Cop it!
Marine Smith: Right I did and just walked off he did nothing!
LCpl Wright: Fuck off did ya, I was outside.
The lads: ROBO-COP HIM! YEEESEESSSSS!
by Stupid Disco February 10, 2021
Get the Robo-cop itmug. by ewjsbdbejdej June 12, 2017
Get the Cop a tittymug. 1. The act of secretly masturbating.
2. What you say when you don't want your friends to know your masturbating.
2. What you say when you don't want your friends to know your masturbating.
Jeff: Are you ready for the raid in wow?
Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.
1 1/2 hours later...
Craig: I'm back...
Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.
Craig: uh... Yeah.
Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.
1 1/2 hours later...
Craig: I'm back...
Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.
Craig: uh... Yeah.
by M-K-sizzle June 16, 2011
Get the Watching Copsmug.