Calvin's are a subspecies of homosapiens that are book smart but actually really dumb, clumsy, and slightly a jackass. The species is also commonly and calmly a silly little lesbian. He also can't spell.
by Calvinsuxdic December 01, 2023
A nice caring young man and loves almost everyone.He is nice to lots of people even if they are mean to him.The only one he can't stand is his sister.Calvin is a single man but looks awesome but is awkward ever time he walks up to a girl.yes he can be shy sometimes with someone he does not know.
Girl 1:Have you seen Calvin?I was willing to ask him out today.
Girl 2:No he didn't come today but if I see him tomorrow i'll tell him.
Girl 1:Man he's such a Calvin.
Girl 2:No he didn't come today but if I see him tomorrow i'll tell him.
Girl 1:Man he's such a Calvin.
by handle mann April 05, 2022
A little bald man from Ireland. he loves communism and will grant you three wishes. he is 10 feet tall and when he is mad he likes to show off his big tongue. His tongue is 15 feet long and goes in many places (Wink Wink).
by BigManWhoEatsFodd1001 March 14, 2022
When you rub your junk all over your roommates stuff while they are away. Keyboards etc... Or coworkers etc anyone really can get Calvin’d
by Ozzmatron August 03, 2019
Calvin is an under rated Savage do not sleep on this fellow in battle he has been through enough in his young life he is ready for a zombie apocalypse or any caticlysmic world phenomenon catastrophy or anything and he is very smart and good with conversation and women
by I want Dom's dick in my mouth October 24, 2019
So sexy no one can keep their eyes of him pulls every girl in the world and has the best looking dick in the world and can make a girl scream
by Handleball229 September 28, 2023
they are the most loving people. He knows how to help Christa out even though he is shy. They both know how to satisfy both of their needs. They love each other so much. They have the best sexual intercourse ever and also they have the best make out sessions.
by chimmekelly July 30, 2018