bryan bates

A feral apex predator who does not deserve any pleasure in life. Lonely, uncharismatic, and selfish, this being will rip your dick off along with your will to live.

Hey man, you're acting like that Bryan Bates, what're you gonna do next, suck my dick, then cheat on me with a frog?

by PureValuableSewageTrash May 20, 2018

Bryan Cranston

The typical loving “Walter White” or known as Heisenberg. *i know no other movies or shows with bryan cranston*

Bryan Cranston is the one who knocks!

by fwgrom July 28, 2022

Bryan Adams

Alumni of St. Julian's School Portugal

"ST Julian's is so Bryan Adam's school!"

by John Cleeveden March 31, 2005

Bryan Sanchez

Bryan Sanchez is a very ugly person. Bryan cannot talk to girls. He looks like a Mexican beaver. He got big teeth he be looking like a horse. His hair cannot grow and it looks like a comb. he also gets food pieces stuck in his teeth and huge!! gaps in his teeth but later gets braces blue ones.

Wow you look like a beaver like Bryan Sanchez.

by Bryan Sanchez December 10, 2019

Bryan Adams

Actually David Spade. They could be twins.

See that guy that used to be on Saturday Night Live, doesn't he look like a Bryan Adams

by BillyM July 29, 2005

Bryan Laake

To be a total chick magnet. To have the highest content of fame and prosperity. To be in the highest group of popular people in school.

Mate 1: Bruh I’m such a Bryan Laake
Mate 2: bruh shut that shit up erbody know yo dumbass ain’t got hoes for shit

by thematteo318 April 10, 2019

Bryan Darnell

When you Fuck your Girl so hard she Shits on your Dick, then gets up and Queefs in your Face and Barks like a Dog until you grab a Pizza Slicer and chase each other around.

Last Night was wild, I gave her the Bryan Darnell

by The Phantom 69 September 14, 2019