Is a place that doesn't exist, is created by the goverment there are and weird British sounding people everywhere. And everything tries to kill you so that you don't escape the matrix.
by Vape king 69 March 09, 2023
A country full of hard yakka and no one but bludgers in charge of it, doing nothing but cooking chooks on the barbie.
This pretty much means blokes have nothing but blowies between their ears and are as busy as a cat burying shit.
This pretty much means blokes have nothing but blowies between their ears and are as busy as a cat burying shit.
Person 1: Got yakka mate?
Person 2: Yeah but bloke next door keeps doing the aussie salute as much as a chook lays eggs.
Person 1: No excuse to throw the barbie the the billabong mate.
Person 3:*whispers to Person 1* Think he's got blowies up the clacker.
Person 1:*whispers to Person 3* Wouldn't blame him, we're in Australia after all.
Person 2: Yeah but bloke next door keeps doing the aussie salute as much as a chook lays eggs.
Person 1: No excuse to throw the barbie the the billabong mate.
Person 3:*whispers to Person 1* Think he's got blowies up the clacker.
Person 1:*whispers to Person 3* Wouldn't blame him, we're in Australia after all.
by greatdane130065 August 28, 2017
A fictional land of mysteries, where people go without their daily lives, just like us, but upsideown. Crime is thought to be quite popular here. This is not so supprising as all you have to do to kill someone in Australia is destroy their "ground harness", a harness attached to, you guessed it, the ground. Since people are upsideown, all you would need to do is destroy their harness and they would launch into space, with no trace left of them. Luckily this place is not real so nobody has to deal with this, but even so, it is a tale.
by WhiteWolf46 November 03, 2018
Person 1: hey wanna go to australia
Person 2: no australia isnt real the y really take yout i new zealand and drug you on the plabe so you think its australia
Person 2: no australia isnt real the y really take yout i new zealand and drug you on the plabe so you think its australia
by El beanero June 29, 2023
An upside down country famous for its shitposters, vegemite and rampant 6 foot spider problem. Those who visit Australia are required to have a ground harness so that they do not fall into the sun.
by SMTElitist June 22, 2023
by Itz KittyPinkiez June 22, 2024
Have you been to Australia?
What is that?
What is that?