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Windows Hour

When one is transferring files in Microsoft Windows, Windows will attempt to tell you how long it's going to take. A Windows hour can be 20 minutes, or it can be 5 hours. No one really knows!
I'm transferring 150 Gb of files to an external drive. It's currently sitting at 101 with an "hour" left. That's a Windows Hour, mind you.
by Kay Web September 10, 2010
mugGet the Windows Hourmug.

Steamy Windows

When a girl is wearing glasses and you cum in her eye and watch her glasses steam up that is now what you call steamy windows
Oh lads I shot my load last night and the bitch couldn't see because she had steamy windows
by Mr Fox 91 March 9, 2020
mugGet the Steamy Windowsmug.

Windows Snake

What happens when your PC is becoming slow and when you move the window it leaves a trail of clones. You eventually start waving it around making a snake like trail across the screen.
Damn my screen Is being spammed by Windows Snakes!

Well maybe you should use the tabs on internet explorer instead of opening a new window every time...
by 3217 June 20, 2010
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Window Spam

Unsolicited advertisements, papers, flyers, etc that have been placed under the windshield wiper of an automobile. It is usually completely useless and it makes one wonder what kind of idiot thinks advertising like this is effective.
Holy shit!! I thought I got a parking ticket but when I got closer, it was just some Window Spam that some jackass put under my windshield wiper.
by JayBone9378 October 5, 2011
mugGet the Window Spammug.

Lady in the Window

Visible greenery in the Nostril Forest
You've got a giant lady in the window!! That's disgusting!!
by SmittyLou August 27, 2008
mugGet the Lady in the Windowmug.

Puppy In the Window

When someone has a highly visible booger in their nostril, it is a Puppy In the Window. You just can't keep your eyes off of it. Allows for a non-awkward explanation to the owner of the booger.
Yes Bill, I'll get that report right over to you. Oh, and Bill, you have a Puppy In the Window. (Points at own nostril)
by Rundanrun December 21, 2016
mugGet the Puppy In the Windowmug.

Window-Hit

To hit a bong type apparatus inside, near a window slightly open, because it's too cold to smoke outside or anywhere inside with windows fully open.
I thought about rolling a blunt but it's too cold out, so I just packed the bong and took a window-hit.
by Tedro357 February 16, 2009
mugGet the Window-Hitmug.

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