Couch Viking

Typically these people are out of shape, all bark no bite, and they spend too much time online as a keyboard warrior ready to go to Valhalla after dying in a video game battle. They may be neo nazis, they may be incels, they may be 4chan users, etc... Some couch vikings love spiritual warfare because it's the only type of warfare you can do while sitting on your ass.

If you're going to be Viking, don't be a Couch Viking

by Temiz August 14, 2023

carl-viking

A guy that is half normal and half viking, they mostly lives up in the northern of EU

oh, thats an real carl-viking''

by ayyMRBeefJerkey September 13, 2017

Viking Style

A reverse reach around.

I grabbed dat ass Viking Style. Just like the way the Vikings used to grab their Seax when in battle.

by Trixi K. June 17, 2022

Viking Cheiftains

a annoying team with so much aura (body odor) that it scares away all the citizens!!

the viking cheiftains is getting mogged by sigma knight commanders!

by cheskus December 06, 2024

Viking Scrote Beard

A Viking like beard from the pubiscus hairs on ones ballsack

His Viking scrote beard attracted all the men of the town

by BannonBalls January 03, 2022

minnesota vikings

losers

he’s probably the minnesota vikings

by mixeoxlong January 16, 2023

Minnesota Vikings

The Minnesota Vikings are the best team in the NFC. Their team is lead by a fucktard known as Brad Chilress.

The minnesota vikings would have made it to the super bowl if it wasn't for brad childress

by Aperson633 June 06, 2018