When you first get out of jail and you attempt to get high on dope. The smallest amount turns you into a shard tard.
by ivana flailsomemore November 27, 2016
Get the Shard tardmug. by HoshiAkuma January 13, 2008
Get the Tard Drivemug. (n.)- cover-all term for parodies of the 'Star Wars' films, especially the more ridiculous ones. These can range from well-known productions such as 'Spaceballs' to obscure single-page comics.
by Sheeberweeber October 18, 2011
Get the Tard Warsmug. n.
A person who is freaking retarted or retarded. Or someone who is freaky and retarted or retarded. Or a freak who is also retarted or retarded
A person who is freaking retarted or retarded. Or someone who is freaky and retarted or retarded. Or a freak who is also retarted or retarded
by smaker June 6, 2018
Get the freak-tardmug. A group of women or a Haters Club, that like to single out a girl who they're jealous of and pick on her and spread rumors until her boyfriend breaks up with her, How to spot a Tard-dashians; They will wreek of tanning oil and cheap nock-off perfume and will be equipped with fake silicon boobs with one bigger then the other.
Oh no... Here comes the pack of Tard-dashians, hopefully they won't notice us, quickly hide your Chanel purse and your real boobies, before they start viscous rumors about us.
by Stupid Cat May 31, 2016
Get the Tard-dashiansmug. One who in spite of his/her radical intelligence is prone to being; socially inept, devoid of common sense or likely to perform bonehead actions.
The state of intellec-tardation may also be acquired through excessive use drugs or alcohol. This state may fade, however the actions and reputation may live on in infamy.
The state of intellec-tardation may also be acquired through excessive use drugs or alcohol. This state may fade, however the actions and reputation may live on in infamy.
Billy was a bright kid, but had a bad habit of becoming an Intellec-tard after his 3rd beer resulting in drooling and an inability to shut up!
by hawesome1 January 14, 2014
Get the Intellec-tardmug. That guy is so far gone look how g-tarded he is acting.
You better check your friend 'cause he's acting g-tarded.
You better check your friend 'cause he's acting g-tarded.
by Sara Jensen September 22, 2006
Get the g-tardedmug.