sewer shrimp

A man's penis after unprotected anal intercourse with either a male or female partner.

Paul had a recurring case of sewer shrimp after his dumpster date with Rufus the bum.

What's that horrible smell, Jaemes? " Well Shelly was filling a little frisky last night and didn't mention that she hadn't showered in a week, must be residual sewer shrimp syndrome.

Stay away from Adoni, that sick fuck thinks his sewer shrimp is for show and tell.

by Donald A. February 12, 2019

Shrimp Thug

Term used to denote a person, usu. male, who displays aggressive behavior in spite, and usu. because, of small stature.

"Check out that shrimp thug!"
"Yes, I can not believe he wrested the Imperial Crown from the hands of the Holy Father! Shrimp thug, indeed!"

by 0 1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 55 89 October 10, 2008

Welfare Shrimp

A Cheese Curl. Typically a non-cheeto generic brand.

Jermanda: Giiirrrl I'm hungry. Can we get some scrimps

MetroPCSica: Nah uh girl dats too expensive. I got a bag of welfare shrimp from the corner sto'.

by MindGrapes October 28, 2014

Dirty Shrimp

When you are having sex on the beach, pull your dick out, roll it in the sand, and stick it back in.

Dude, we were down in Cocoa Beach, and I gave that girl a dirty shrimp.

by dickdarrel May 13, 2016

Shrimp Cocktail

When your dick shrivels up from drugs and you try to fuck your girl on her period.

Hey babe? You wanna shrimp cocktail.

by BailingBiggs August 22, 2014

Shrimp Ass

Assuming shrimp are relatively small creatures, this is where this slang comes into play. This term is relating towards a certain depth of ones buttocks. Mostly meaning small or acute.

"LOL, damn that girl has a shrimp ass!"

by Janness April 11, 2016

Space Shrimping

Space Shrimping is when the man has his girlfriend lie on her back, stick her ass in the air, he straddles her facing away and lines up orifices for a space docking. while in the middle of the docking procedure, he is to insert his penis directly into her anus and commence ejaculation. then a straw is inserted into the awaiting gaper and the semen is sucked out.

"I;ve lost 35 pounds on the space shrimping diet"

by Papa Ganja January 31, 2010